Film star, Grand Pix driver, scuba diver, concert pianist, Steve is none of these.

Signed for a massive figure, then for us, Steve can, and does, play anywhere; being described by Manager Green as 'a player of great quality, flair and commitment'. (The actual comment was 'that bearded prat').

Pom, as he is known, has brought a new dimension to our play in that the left side of the field looks like the Snow White fan club.

Founder and only member of the C. Llewellyn fan club, Pom has the dubious distinction of having scored 3 own goals in one game.