At present being called, amongst other things, the new Brian Clough, Roger taught Sir Alf Ramsey all that he knew in 1966. Our manager and part-time minicab, Roger is known by the groovers as 'the disco monster' (not only because the girls think that chase after him look like something thrown together by Dr Frankenstein (Team Physio)).

Second string goalkeeper, he can play anywhere on the pitch. Not very well though !

Roger runs all match, but doctors are trying to find a cure.

Author of '1001 things to do with mint sauce' (of which 12 turned Mary Whitehouse on), he is supposed to worry sheep.

Story consultant on 'Crossroads'.