comes to us after an illustrious career as a boot boy to the Long
John Silver Impersonators XI.
The victim of a vicious attack by a 4-ton killer guppy whilst
swimming, he has had extensive brain surgery, the scars being hidden
by the bandage shown in the pictures.
is a lifelong friend of Ian Curtis, which is nothing to brag about
really, and has yet to find his best position on the field as people
throw buckets of water over him.
It is rumoured that he is sane.