Phil plays anywhere, except on the field, and was our first
player to go abroad, but he came back.
He stands 6' 2" and very much alone in his socks, and was
recently charged with eight counts of speeding, none of which
occurred on the pitch.
Phil has given some sterling service to the team, including the
sale of most of the fund raiser tickets, and holds the record for
the least number of winners on the fundraiser tickets.
Originally, Phil wanted to be an ear surgeon, which explains why
he enjoys poking things into Al Gatter's ear.
Police wish to question him about some tracksuits advertised on