only to get fit and learn how to play properly, Ian was asked to
play for City in the first year, and has finally made his mind up.
The only son of a moustache salesman, Ian was introduced to football
at borstal, and formed his own team that, sadly, only played one
away match before an impromptu disbanding, some of the players have
yet to be located (notably the left winger, R. Biggs).
joined the Post Office in an attempt to evade capture, and the
authorities decided that that is adequate punishment.