You will immediately recognise Graham, as his legs are world
famous. Yes, it is the original 7 stone weakling, the 'before' part
of the bodybuilding adverts. A talent scout saw him doing his
impression of a needle (he closes one eye) and signed him up as a
stunt man on 'Match Of The Day' doing stand-in work for the corner
'Legs' has recently taken to wearing 6 shirts when playing
because his team-mates complain that they can't see him.
A gifted left winger who played many games on the right, Legs has
his boots specially made with lead weights for windy days, and has
yet to get wet in the shower.
Off the field, Legs is a hospital porter and part-time xylophone.
He is also our only international, being capped twice for Biafra in
the World Starving Nations Cup, but he has had a lean time in the
goal scoring steaks this season.