We were going to print his full name, but the Guinness Book Of Records hasn't finished with it yet. His swarthy looks make him the player most popular with the girls.

When he is not fixing his car, he plays on the right side of the field and has been known to pass the ball, but that was possibly a divot or bad bounce.

He is either an attacking fullback, or a defending winger, we are not sure. And neither is he.

In his spare time, Pat is a male model for Mothercare.