In his first season, and it shows. Our first choice left back, second choice tea boy, Chris makes some hilarious mistakes while arguing with the central defenders, and still thinks that 'offside' is a rotten joint of meat.

Chris tends to hide when the cameras come out but, when caught, always looks cheerful for the fans.

He has everyone wondering about his strange love for a large dog that he owns, and was once caught by an usherette at the Odeon in the back row with an Alsatian that was wearing stockings.

His name has been in the papers as co-respondent in the recent 'Lassie' divorce case.