Andy Taylor






Left winger extraordinaire, Andrew Balmoral Taylor has a reputation amongst the other teams. This has led to the league receiving complaints and insisting on him having a dressing room on his own.

He once had an unnatural relationship with Martin Hance, but Martin kept dropping the accessories.

Andy has played for Longfield F.C. the experienced European campaigners, but was transferred to City after Roger lost at cards.

Andy wants to be a man when he grows up.