A defensive stalwart, this sprightly youth is at the start of
many of our attacks, and most of our opponents' ones. Once likened
to a young Jack Charlton wearing a brillo pad, he keeps us all in
stitches by pretending that he is blind without contact lenses. In
fact, he is blind with them ! Al likes to spend his spare time as a
gigolo, and looks for that extra 'something' in a girl (like a false
Alan is a personal friend of Ron Greenwoods dog.