A defensive stalwart, this sprightly youth is at the start of many of our attacks, and most of our opponents' ones. Once likened to a young Jack Charlton wearing a brillo pad, he keeps us all in stitches by pretending that he is blind without contact lenses. In fact, he is blind with them ! Al likes to spend his spare time as a gigolo, and looks for that extra 'something' in a girl (like a false leg).

Alan is a personal friend of Ron Greenwoods dog.